King Diamond, I remember when he was banned from playing here in Cincinnati, it was at this little shit hole named Bogart's (ie Blowgarts for all of you who know the place) before the opening act a fight broke out... of course you know between who.. inebriated assholes with large testicles.... tension was mounting for the crowd wanted to see KING... so this pecker starts running around running into people.. he got the fuck beat out of him... his throat was stepped on... and well he died. THE END... anyways.. just thought that would be nice to share with you little bastards.
King Diamond, originally played in a Danish band by the name of Brainstorm, they sucked.. only covers... next came Black Rose, again it sucked or else he'd still be with them... next a punk band the Brats, some of the dudes from the Brats formed Danger Zone, yeah about as cheezy a name as Bon Jovi, but you know... they sucked mucho asno.. so the requested King Diamond to sing... blah blah blah, Mercyful Fate was born, they kick ass. After a few albums.... King Diamond went solo.. why? Isn't masturbation better than sex? Just like masturbation, it got just a little lonely... so he rejoined, and now both bands are active... this is the paraphrased history of course, but if you are a fan, you know it.. if you are not a fan... go fuck yourself.
Now here is the page... some pictures.. one day when I quit procrastinating, a discography, and maybe even some sounds.. so enjoy the pics you filthy bastard, or bastardette if you happen to be female.
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